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Theo talks about transformers, toys, politics, porn.
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Mar 5 '13
mechaknight:

ayellowbirds:

obfuscobble:

nellasaur:

highglossfinish:

siphersaysstuff:

Knock Out looks SEXY in leather.

If someone could kindly come to the outpost and sedate me, that would be splendid. 
And if you could hold my hand while I go under, uttering gentle reassurances that I’ll wake to a world wiped clean of this abomination, that would be even better.

I knew we could count on you to have the correct opinion.

It wouldn’t be half so bad if they’d gone for a red dragon theme.  Or even a yellow dragon.  But green with yellow highlights?  Oh fashion gods forfend!  I don’t even want to THINK about how he looks in car mode.Oh. Honey. No.  Bury me in satin.

Fucking hell, this offends my eyes. I mean, red and green can work, but NOT when they both have blue undertones like this (especially the more maroon/berry-red of KO’s usual colors), and ESPECIALLY not with yellow as an accent color. Je deteste!

Yeah, this pretty much proves that it’s the colour choices I hate, not the designs themselves.
I have never seen so many horrifically matched colour schemes in one place before. It’s kind of scary, actually.
Though, I do still sort of want this Knock Out to use as a Christmas tree topper. >___>;;;

Back on my dash you go

mechaknight:

ayellowbirds:

obfuscobble:

nellasaur:

highglossfinish:

siphersaysstuff:

Knock Out looks SEXY in leather.

If someone could kindly come to the outpost and sedate me, that would be splendid. 

And if you could hold my hand while I go under, uttering gentle reassurances that I’ll wake to a world wiped clean of this abomination, that would be even better.

I knew we could count on you to have the correct opinion.

It wouldn’t be half so bad if they’d gone for a red dragon theme.  Or even a yellow dragon.  But green with yellow highlights?  Oh fashion gods forfend!  I don’t even want to THINK about how he looks in car mode.
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Oh. Honey. No.  Bury me in satin.

Fucking hell, this offends my eyes. I mean, red and green can work, but NOT when they both have blue undertones like this (especially the more maroon/berry-red of KO’s usual colors), and ESPECIALLY not with yellow as an accent color. Je deteste!

Yeah, this pretty much proves that it’s the colour choices I hate, not the designs themselves.

I have never seen so many horrifically matched colour schemes in one place before. It’s kind of scary, actually.

Though, I do still sort of want this Knock Out to use as a Christmas tree topper. >___>;;;

Back on my dash you go

120 notes (via mechaknight & siphersaysstuff)

  1. dreadrange reblogged this from evilhasnever
  2. xenotechnophile reblogged this from evilhasnever
  3. evilhasnever reblogged this from highglossfinish and added:
    lmao this
  4. heatergabriel reblogged this from siphersaysstuff
  5. pretendbarmaidkazza reblogged this from radioactivepie30
  6. radioactivepie30 reblogged this from siphersaysstuff and added:
    And then I made the mistake of looking at the wiki
  7. bolognanuggers reblogged this from siphersaysstuff
  8. poisonmushroom-org reblogged this from siphersaysstuff and added:
    I’m actually rather interested in this. One of my favorite Decepticons, now with a dragon motif? And I think the car...
  9. nightshade223 reblogged this from axelait and added:
    Hasbro you fools. You’ve offended Polyester, god of fashion. Now he shall reign down his unholy vengeance from above.
  10. fragit reblogged this from goingloco
  11. akatspada1 reblogged this from siphersaysstuff
  12. pinkrobotgirl reblogged this from ghostanswers and added:
    Maybe this is just his delayed reaction to Breakdown’s death.
  13. mechaknight reblogged this from ghostanswers and added:
    …Yeah, I fucking need this toy now. If anything, I’ll display it right next to my regular Knock Out just to torture him.
  14. ghostanswers reblogged this from pinkrobotgirl and added:
    Apparently toy designers think kids will leap at the yellow codpiece. It’s all the rage. It looks a bit like a goofy eye...
  15. siphersaysstuff reblogged this from ayellowbirds and added:
    RULE #1: NEVER trust promo pic colors to accurately represent the actual shades of plastic and paint of a toy. These...
  16. wednesday said: And now I get all the yaoi.
  17. one-eyed-scientist reblogged this from jessicatheshark and added:
    Oh my god! I didn’t notice that ‘til now. XD
  18. sightlessfreak reblogged this from one-eyed-scientist and added:
    I love the tail. No fucking joke it’s like the new sexiest part if him skdcjsosm
  19. stormybirdwolf reblogged this from jessicatheshark and added:
    I kinda like it.
  20. crookedwiings reblogged this from goingloco
  21. jessicatheshark reblogged this from one-eyed-scientist and added:
    Extremely interesting! Ermahgawrd he’s a Christmas bot now lololol
  22. rainbow-starscream17 reblogged this from magnumformer