Theo talks about transformers, toys, politics, porn.
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If someone could kindly come to the outpost and sedate me, that would be splendid.
And if you could hold my hand while I go under, uttering gentle reassurances that I’ll wake to a world wiped clean of this abomination, that would be even better.
I knew we could count on you to have the correct opinion.
It wouldn’t be half so bad if they’d gone for a red dragon theme. Or even a yellow dragon. But green with yellow highlights? Oh fashion gods forfend! I don’t even want to THINK about how he looks in car mode.
Oh. Honey. No. Bury me in satin.
Fucking hell, this offends my eyes. I mean, red and green can work, but NOT when they both have blue undertones like this (especially the more maroon/berry-red of KO’s usual colors), and ESPECIALLY not with yellow as an accent color. Je deteste!
Yeah, this pretty much proves that it’s the colour choices I hate, not the designs themselves.
I have never seen so many horrifically matched colour schemes in one place before. It’s kind of scary, actually.
Though, I do still sort of want this Knock Out to use as a Christmas tree topper. >___>;;;